Nuka Cola Staccato P — Limited Run (25 Total)
This one isn’t clean. It isn’t perfect. And that’s exactly the point.
Inspired by the iconic Nuka Cola Gun from the Fallout universe, this Staccato P was built to look like it survived the wasteland — because it basically did.
In true Fallout fashion, this pistol was intentionally beaten, abused, and distressed by hand. It was thrown, scraped, knocked around, and finished to look like a gun that’s seen things. No two pistols are exactly alike. Every mark, wear pattern, and scar tells its own story.
This collaboration between Vulcan Machine Werks and Sauce Lubricants was originally built as a one-off concept — and the response was overwhelming. Because of that, we’re opening up a strictly limited run of 25 pistols. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. No reruns. No “Version 2.”
What makes it special:
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Authentic distressed finish — not fake wear, not laser-etched, not “safe queens”
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Hand-finished so every pistol is truly one of one
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Built on a Staccato P (Optic Ready) platform
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Designed to look like it came straight out of the wasteland
- Each one uniquely distressed and beaten to look like it was used by the Raiders or Caesar's Legion
This is not a showpiece for a glass case. This is a gun that looks like it survived the apocalypse — and still runs.
If you’re looking for flawless Cerakote and perfect edges, this isn’t for you. If you want something bold, unapologetic, and impossible to recreate later — welcome home.
Limited to 25 pistols. No exceptions
Mods and Perks
- Nuka Cola Themed Cerakote® Slide / Frame – A signature Nuka Cola Cerakote treatment.
- Wasteland Distressing - We beat the crap out of these to make sure they come out looking and feeling like the apocalypse got a hold of them.
- Polished Barrel – Hand-polished to a mirror finish just like the Nuka Cola Gun.
- Small Guns Perk - Small Guns bobblehead in Fallout provides a permanent +25% critical damage Perk when using ballistic weapons.
- Vulcan Aluminum Grip Upgrade Package – Lightweight, precision-machined aluminum grip modules designed for improved ergonomics and durability; anodized in red and distressed violently.
- V-Spec Trigger & Trigger Job – Our V-Spec trigger system paired with a professional trigger job for a short, consistent pull and crisp reset optimized for both competition and defensive use.
- Vulcan Square Hammer – Custom Vulcan hammer featuring improved geometry for reliable ignition and a tactile, consistent reset; finished to match your build for seamless aesthetics and function.
- Color Fill Roll Marks, and Grip Medallion – Precise color-filled roll marks in the Nuka Cola Theme.
- Chamber Chamfer & Logo – Professional chamber chamfering featuring the "Vulcan" name.
- Custom Nuka Cola Laser Engraving - We added a touch of Nuka Cola Corp to the gun, including Cappy and the Nuka Cola Logo
- Nuka Cap - We include a Ape Defense Nuka Cola Acro Battery Cap.
- Vulcan Base Plates - 2 Custom VMW Fallout Base Plates (Not Shown)
How did we arrive at this price?
Great question! Below is a detailed breakdown of the work performed and the associated pricing for each upgrade:
Staccato 2011® P $2500
Wasteland Distressing - Free
Vulcan Aluminum Grip Upgrade Package $925
V-Spec Trigger & Trigger Job $200
Vulcan Hammer $75
Chamber Chamfer & Flush Cut Reverse Crown Barrel $250
Marvel Cut & Disco Deck Polish $100
2 x Custom Fallout VMW Base Plates $150
Barrel and Guide Rod Polishing $300
CrN Coating Barrel & Guide Rod $250
Custom Fallout Laser Work $250
Ignis Porting System® $375
Total Cost: $5,375.00
*** Important Product Disclaimer ***
The firearm shown in product images is a prototype and representative example of the Nuka Cola Staccato 2011. Please read the following carefully before purchasing:
- Optic Mounting:
The pistol shown in photos features a direct-milled Aimpoint ACRO.
Production units will ship with Staccato’s Optic Ready system and will not be direct milled. - Trigger:
The firearm pictured is equipped with a Red Dirt trigger.
All production units will ship with the VMW V-Spec Trigger only, No Exceptions. - Optic Not Included:
No optic is included with the firearm. Any optics shown in images are for demonstration purposes only. - Distressed Finish:
This firearm is intentionally distressed by hand. Gouges, scrapes, exposed edges, sharp wear points, and irregular finish wear are intentional and expected. These are not defects — they are part of the design and theme. - Functionality:
Despite the aggressive distressing process, every firearm is fully inspected and function-checked to ensure proper operation before shipping.
*** Each pistol is intentionally unique. Variations in wear, markings, and finish are normal and unavoidable. By purchasing this firearm, you acknowledge and accept the distressed nature of the product. ***
